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Dave,

Pertaining to your thoughts last week about the feasibility of the new product, viz. Life (keep up the good work!), I have drummed up a list of fundamentals.

* must be enduring (I want to say everlasting)
* no useless organs that can often get infected and rupture in a life threatening peritonitis unless it’s removed quickly
* in fact try to avoid squishy bits of all kinds!
* walk them everyday and don’t let them get the oceans dirty

If I think of anything else, I’ll let you know. Show me some prototypes before the end of the day. Let’s fasttrack this one, amigo.

COU

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